Ha! I've never seen that before! Vera absolutely dodged a bullet

Allegedly his response to getting held up at gunpoint last night was “whatever”, which is about the most on-brand thing ever.

Why did you have to ruin the fantasy!?! Oh well back to the drawing board.

Of course he’s not lying, cuz it’s Rio. If it were any other city in the world, I would be suspicious, but Brazilians = thieves.

No surprise he’s not worried about getting shot in the head.

I mean, she got on a plane for Rio on the spot. Even he’s presumably not dumb enough to think there wouldn’t be hell to pay once she arrived, if it weren’t true.

This is my new favorite description of him. I bet he even shakes himself to dry off when he gets out of the pool.

naw,she can’t be that “smart” to know about satire. i mean,the stuff she said was just so stereotypical it had to be satire.

anyway,i’m a black queer (pansexual) woman and i found only the dick stuff gross.

LOL, I’ll be honest on personalities alone, before the games I thought if any big Oympian’s going to get robbed or beat-up by gangs, it would be Lochte.

This is the most accurate description of him that I've ever seen. It also makes me happy, because newfies!

I had no idea.

*Cocks Gun*

She still loves Ryan Seacrest, and she probably still loves you, as long as you’re not a dick.

when the cab stopped to get gas

Rio - come for the Zika, stay for the kidnapping.

I sincerely doubt he’d terrify his own mother for laughs. Not about something like this.

Well then

Well, they can’t have anything bad being said about the Rio Olympics. After all, they are such a glorious, pristine, unstained example of how the Olympics should be run, right?

IOC denying why? Way to throw an athlete under the bus before all the facts are in.

Yes. And I’m sure the ex, Mrs. Vera Moder, shares your opinion about Julia also. Lol.