me in real life.

Okay but he was straight up adorable in Four Weddings tho. It was the 90s - floppy hair and British accents were in.

Sounds like they were trying to delay things so the doctor could get there?

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

Somewhere in London, Elizabeth Hurley’s all “yeah motherfucker, tell me something I don’t know.”

I was so excited for him to be like Nah polyamory for the win but it turns out he just believes in cheating and not talking about it. Come on bro- join the leagues of open relationships and the polyamorous, the only difference is you have to tell your partner/s and they have to be down with you doing that too (if not…

Keep in mind this is a dude who was getting some from Elizabeth Hurley but apparently a smoking hot actress/model wasn’t enough for the dude and he had to hunt down some prostitutes. Not sure why after that anyone should be surprised on his views on monogamy.

Attraction to Hugh Grant has always confused me. Likable, sure, because of that strange combination of Dipshit-Wittiness, but for me that’s not what I want to bone. So what I am saying is sry Hugh you will have to be nonmonogamous with someone other than Shoe. Heartbreaking, ik.

color me shocked...

I have no idea where the gif is from, so I have to ask: is she reminding him to use a condom or telling him to finish? Or both?

Every friggin’ time...

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

What’s wrong with it?

My (inner) response to when my dad says, “If we can get Trump in the whitehouse,”:

Also the thieves, drunk drivers, and drug users. And the ones who lose track of their service weapons. Yeah, all of them. And I think the preferred term is sex worker.

That there is "Fat Guy", and what he looks like now. I think he gets some bonus points just for that sort of turn-around.

Does Varsity Blues not get counted because it's a sports movies as much as a high school movie? or because everyone sucks from it?