For some reason I pictured Jennifer Coolidge, whom I feel Heidi resembles.

Yuck!

I hate to be that guy, but it’s in Montgomery County (higher tax base, straighter teeth, less access to hoagies)

The water is good, but if the pipes are old...Yuck!

Thank you! And can we stop with the narrative that sex workers can’t be victims of rape or sexual assault? It makes my blood boil!

I’m at work and now have to walk away from my desk and take a breather by the copier...Thanks. (But yes, thanks!!!!)

And you missed by joke in return...Have a great day!

Still makes me sad after all this time....Count me out re: International Intrigue

I think it was the tone of the Tweet (mocking, more than a little flippant) that has everyone scratching their head. I’m not a huge Beyonce fan, but seriously, where was a Tweet addressing the garishly colored Kate Hudson clothing wear line? Fair and equitable treatment in the marketplace?

You’re being kind. “Some of my friends are a size 8.”

I just found this out! I would never eat one (I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in 12 years) but I find the idea novel. We’re in the future!

Breakfast bowls!? Is that an West Coast thing? Is there kale involved?

Not shaming you because the heart wants what the heart wants, but let’s tip toe through these next few moments when talking about hypothetical sex with subordinates and the power imbalance it implies:

But...Some people need more than just looks to get turned on. For instance, If Andrew WK were just “Andrew in Accounting” I’d think he was attractive, but blah. As “Andrew WK” how gives such good shows and has fantastic stage presence, he’s on my list. Just saying.

Because threesomes are real and everyone has different tastes. (Andrew WK, all day/every day for me. I’m not ashamed. And my boyfriend knows.)

Exactly! And can we unpack this statement:

Interesting; Thank you!

“Patrick, you’re sweating...”