The word ‘elite’ is like a slur to these people. Most fascist/totalitarian regimes begin with an attack on the academics.

It would be pretty accurate to say we’re living in a Stanley Kubrick movie written by the staff of The Onion.

Scientists are stupid because they did good in school and read a lot!

“Such a nasty astrophysicist.” - Donald Trump about Carl Sagan, maybe

Time to re-watch that movie, I suppose. “Surreal” was truly the best choice for word of the year.

“I don’t like cold wars. I like hot wars. Hotter the better. Cold wars are for losers.”

I won’t be able to watch that wonderful movie for at least another four years.

It’s not just his Tweets, it’s almost every thing he says or writes. Every freakin’ time he says something, one of his mopes has to come out and say what he REALLY meant was..., or no, you’re too stupid to understand what he said, or he was just joking you guys, or flat-out no, he didn’t say that despite physical…

Ohhh hell, orange idiot never heard of cold war. Welcome back, you cold war you , missed you. Fuck.

I really think that he will do something and someone is gonna be like “okay fuck this, this guy has to be stopped”.

What? And miss out on the spectacle of Joe and Mika sporting flannel pajamas while talking about nuclear weapons?

Nobody killed Obama. There weren’t even any real attempts that got off the ground.

If your tweets are so vague and incomprehensible that you need someone clarifying them the next day, maybe you should stop tweeting. If you are the President-Elect, then YES you should absolutely stop tweeting.

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

Did Donald Trump spend the 80s in a coke-induced fugue?

Cold War 2: China Boogaloo

“I get along great with Russia. It is going to be amazing. 100%”
*Orders the building of more Nukes*

This. I have a thick college ruled notebook out, and I’ve got my trusty number 2 pencils ready, and I’m ready to go to town. Yeah, I got shit-list waiting to happen, world. Wanna fight about it? I’ve already got another one with the businesses I’m boycotting. I’m ready.

Now excuse my son while he curses these fig trees for not growing figs out of season and sadistically makes a bunch of pigs run off of a cliff.

I will never understand people that get reports of this nature and don’t call the fucking police!! Pedophiles and rapists don’t just have one “oops” moment and then they are fine and never abuse anyone again. If you just fire them and shuffle them around, sure they might not be there to abuse children you know, but…