I hope they don’t and my reasoning is this:

Lincoln was a racist. 

You really hate it when people of color, especially women of color, have better jobs and more respect than your sorry white ass, don’t you?

Gnocchi.

He believes he cannot rape his wife because he owns 1/2 of her vagina.

Granted I am a sample size of 1 ample white woman, but I have had both and I prefer a box of dark meat spicy with red beans and rice from Popeye’s to anything Church’s has to offer.

That and his really bad “fuck me” pose in his twitter picture.

I always said buck naked. So I’m with you.

Mitch believes in social Darwinism. He survived polio. He’s a winner. Those other people that died? They needed to be winnowed out.

Oh he’s got no problem spending money. As long as that money goes to the “right” people. And by “right” people I mean white and wealthy.

Mr. Done’s go to costume is a trench coat over shorts with black socks and dress shoes.Boom. Instant flasher. No effort involved.

Oh you know that his national security team didn’t even tell him about that raid until it was over. Because they know his dumb ass would have tweeted about it.

I sincerely hope that everything Trumplethinskin tweets from this day forward is inundated with these clips as replies.

The only offensive thing about Rep. Speiers’ comment was that she called a felony a “high school prank.”

True.

I am here to give you some bad news. Many of the teachers in primarily minority/underserved school districts are violent with children themselves. The institutional abuse of these children starts in kindergarten.

That’s a lot of doughy mediocre white men in one place. Did anyone check them for hoods?

I’d honestly be shocked if his actual net worth was 2.5 million. He’s been running a long con on everyone. 

Of course he thinks the emoluments clause is phony, he’s functionally illiterate. There is no way he could read the Constitution much less comprehend it.

Hell I didn’t even know WHAT he was singing.