Wait, why do we think he’s a white guy and not a light-skinned black guy? And isn’t our method of assigning him whiteness based on a single headshot, oh, I dunno, a problem with whiteness?

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

angry christmas song

I can’t get through this without sobbing my eyes out right now.

Here’s my new-ish fave sad Christmas song, courtesy of The Both (Aimee Mann and Ted Leo):

but he doesn’t care about all us people who voted for him.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

I respect that you feel that way

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Them: low

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Melania fail in what??? In Paper napkin modeling?? She won’t even be in a White House. She has been replaced, by a younger model.

Cancelling an onerous and ineffective public surveillance program. Classic move of a tyrant. What’s next in wanna-be dictator Barack Obama’s mad quest for supreme authority? The peaceful post-election transfer of power as the Founding Fathers intended? Shameless.

As it turns out, national origin isn’t a good predictor for whether someone will be a terrorist.

people from “higher risk” countries

TOTALLY - “I am weak and servile and live to please you, big strong man” - until it’s time to step over his corpse.

everything from this year’s republican playbook is straight out of the narcissist’s emotional abuse playbook.

She was just happy to be moved from her original position as Keeper of the Crypt.

I had assumed she would win the position of running the Ministry of Truth in a... hmmm... what do you call it when you win something by a narrow margin thanks to arcane rules? Oh yeah, a landslide. Thanks Kellyanne!

Secretary of Gaslighting sounds like a great new name for her position.