I’d like to know your race and sex before I choose to believe this.

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism

Even a $12,000 Brioni suit can’t hide how out of shape he is. He’s probably the second most obese President behind Taft, a man so large he once got stuck in a bathtub.

It’s like all the rest of us, no? That’s why we have a vice president and a speaker of the House and a whole line of people. They can just keep dying.

I think it can be a very effective way of defining Trump through the eyes of the uniformed public. Last week they showed Tillerson and Putin with Trump and they were discussing oil drilling and lifting the sanctions. Once SNL constantly shows Trump as a lackey of Putin; a know nothing; incompetent; stupid; childish;…

Of course you don’t recognize Mariah in that pic. The girls aren’t falling out of that jacket.

I’ll allow it.

Jensen 💜💚💚💛💕💕💛💚

I’d like to move to officially cut Texas from states receiving financial support from Blue states propping up their redneck asses. Get some straps on those cowboy boots, Billy Jim Bob Ray Cletus Junior.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

Okay, I must be in a foul mood because everything in Dirt Bag annoys me. I’ll just pick one: Mariah, that’s not even close to sexy, you look ridic, and are you wearing panty hose? And WHY are filthy rich people being sponsored by Airbnb? Pay for your own gd vacation.  

Mimi is happy with her boobs, and I am happy for her. Actually, she probably spent an hour getting glammed up to point them at that big ol’ Christmas tree for Instagram. It’s hard work. Your assistant has to get the Air BnB for you, and pack for you, and tell you to point your boobs at the tree. It’s hard work. Be…

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

I thought it was this Dirtbag was going to cover the latest from Lena Dunham, that she wishes she had an abortion.

thats the winner, stop the thread right there.

The 3rd girl from the right is wearing the American flag in an effort to make America great again!

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

Ive seen some things.

These are presumably sexy German women canoodling with the finest of German Cyprinidea.