regular coffee from starbucks tastes like burnt coffee that’s been sitting in the employee lounge for a week.

How do you know Ariana’s vegan fans didn’t approve of her Coffee Concoction?

imagine spending a half a million dollars on bribes so your kid could take instagram pictures 

My sympathies go out to Huffman’s older daughter, who today learned that her parents think she is either the family fuckup or much less intelligent than her younger sister.

You know, if you add every possible (non-fraudulent) advantage in life - white, rich, well-connected, access to the best private schools and the best tutors and any books or study materials or computers or whatever you need, plus healthcare so you don’t miss school and so you can get any learning disability or…

Well, they sure come across pretty badly, don’t they. It’s not as if they’re part of some sort of judicial review board, somberly trying to create the same sort of distinctions as exist among, say, the gamut from assault to premeditated murder. They’re several sleazy bros fantasizing about raping girls. Eeewww.

I still have the VCR I bought back in 1998 or 1999, and it still works.  I have quite a few VHS movies that I’ve been slowly getting on DVD/Blu-Ray, but some of them still haven’t seen a dvd release.

unless Mom can find a vhs player at a random garage sale

Even though I know it’s all fake, thinking about Brad and Jen getting back together fills me with such wistfulness, as if my parents are getting back together. Also, this is a much more believable story somehow than the one about Gaga and BCoop. They have taken that whole thing way too far and now it’s just…

I can certainly imagine Gaga saying “marry me” to Bradley Cooper - but not as presented. The tabs just wouldn’t offer the meaningful color context describing its actual usage (see Maeby Fuenke, studio executive using that phrase as de rigeuer Hollywood kissipoo insincerity).

I believe he can lie.

They look like just the thing to hold up my long underwear bottoms here in Alaska. Like sweatpants, long johns are notoriously too short in the upper leg and have too-stretchy waists, resulting in a crotch riding just above my knees. The chaps could even be worn with a set of shoulder suspenders to increase “lift.”…

I do dislike having to wriggle out if my jeans pre sex, so with a long jumper pre hookup I guess.

This woman’s toddler kept screaming in my ear and giggling on a flight once she sneered at me and said “oh you’ll live.”

but have you tried Yoga? how about these essential oils?

I flew with my son when he was 18 months they put all kids in the back together so whenever one cried they woke up the six other that were sleeping and they started screaming. I get the exile of us but what a bad idea especially since the plane had been delayed 12 hours. 🙄

Other adults are wayyyyyyyyyyy more annoying than any infant or child I’ve been on a flight with. They bring on smelly food to eat during the flight, paint their fingernails, bang, bang, bang on their laptops to the point that it makes me seat shake, put their shoeless and occasionally sockless feet on my armrest or…

Last time I traveled with a baby, I had to carry him, my carry-on, his diaper bag (because those are still separate things) and his carseat (because you’re still supposed to harness them in it if at all possible, also you’ll need it the second you get out of the airport on the other end). Where in all that, exactly,…

so, a single person is in the wrong for not wishing to give up their preferred seat for you? So you were snotty to them the entire flight? Wow.

If airlines are going to have policies of denying service to anyone suspected of having a contagious health issue, they need to hire medical professionals to make the call.