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Its the new years eve two weeks before my 21st birthday and this kid we knew from high school was having a NYE party at his dads bar in Chicago. We buy a handle of whiskey between the three of us and some bottles of champagne.

New year 1992 into ‘93, a student’s union party that a group of us student RNs had scored tickets to, and perhaps more importantly, a free coach ride there and back from. Much drinking and dancing ensued, and unknown to 21year old Springboard, a girl had taken a fancy to me. A girl who decided to take the slow dance

NYE 2012

I was super drunk because we had been pregaming with grain alcohol (yeah 180 proof!!!) and then went to a bar. I fell in the bathroom of the bar, hit my chin, knocked myself out for a few seconds, blood everywhere. Other people screamed and called someone who was an EMT over. They demanded I go to the hospital because

I'm so sorry that happened to you. May that person die in a burning car. *hugs*

I don’t remember, all I know is that my wife started talking to me again in late March.

I am getting SOOOOO tired of people listening to this woman just because she is insightful, thoughtful, and accurate. And funny. Women are supposed to quietly support men, not have different perspectives that make the final result better when they are taken into consideration.

That smirky smile is irresistible!

I’m very much looking to the reckoning of white ladies in Hollywood who have propped themselves up on the terrible behavior of ‘good men’ around them that they continue to employ while disregarding their abusive behavior for the sake of keeping their careers afloat as the face of feminism. Lena Dunham is just the tip

“Women should be in control of that line.”

Pretty much everyone believes they are good, though.  She makes good points but the same thing happens to anyone who gets friends accused of a crime.  We tend to always try to rationalize things because it’s too close to home.  You see it happen in every courtroom everywhere, the defendant’s families usually are there

Hannah Gadsby is a motherfucking genius. Thank you SO MUCH to her for articulating this.

It annoys me to no end that Trump cannot sit up straight like an adult. It’s a petty thing to harp on considering how many other things there are about him that I hate. But I hate that he sits like he’s on a toilet or folds his arms like a pouting child. How hard is it to sit up straight in your seat? 

ok, 2 things

Ladies and the gentlemen, the Pettysdent of the United States.

I became a housing attorney because of my worst apartment, which was my first on my own. I was moving to Seattle for grad school and rented the cheapest apartment I could find off the internet, sight unseen - a 250 square foot efficiency for $450 a month (which was still dirt cheap 10 years ago). I moved in during the

I’ve got two, both while in college (of course):