As someone whose husband loves his mom more than her, it’s not that cute.

I prefer the much more polite “fetus-filled.”

I guess this is the last time Chevy Chases down a reckless driver.

“Heavily Pregnant” is such a gross phrase.

Maybe he is just a really bad poet? If this many years of exegesis hasn’t yielded the answer, maybe he couldn’t write a legible clue bearing poem.

Thank you for the (unintentional) shout out to my home town of Champaign Il!

For those curious about the kayak, it’s the blue one in the following picture. The plug is the tiny black spot at the left end (aft) just beyond the lanyard. Not clear from this picture is that the cockpit is not sealed from the rest of the hull. Forward of the seat opening is open to the entire hull, including the…

So, my husband and I kayak, and I really do think she was steamrolled. Honestly, neither of them had any business being out in a couple of playboats on the Hudson at night after having downed multiple beers. He should have been wearing a wetsuit and a PFD, and he was wearing neither. The kayaks they had were for…

Oh my God, there was a hamster in the purse, wasn’t there.

Can it be, she murmured, that true love shall be ever lost to me? And that I shall have to content myself with a mere fortune and dozens of dashing, young popinjays?

I want to see Brad back with Juliette Lewis. Dirty Brad with dreadlocks was my favorite version.

Vaughn was the one to break the news?? This I had not heard before. Thanks for the juicy tidbit of a fresh glimmer into something that seemed to have been retold into obscurity. Man, that cannot have been an easy task.

I hope she marries Gwenth Paltrow!

“As he couldn’t take another six months of home based work to go with her on a shooting in Cabo, senior account payable officer John Smith and actress A decided to part ways.”

Oh my God I remember this. Please do turn up, gossip friend.

*gets on knees*

It’d probably work for a lot of them given it seems the most common reason for divorce is their incompatible work lives.

She’s fine

What is going on in that first picture??? On the left? Is she levitating? Because they both look stationary, his hand is at his side, and I dunno it does not look like she jumped in place.

Someone needs to let Jewel know that another person with small hands has made us all profoundly not okay.