If Chad is the representation of the kind of quality people in heaven, I’ll be happy I’m going to hell instead.

I posted this year as well.

Midweek Madness is how I learned who a lot of d-list and/or young celebrities were and it was a good reward for making it to Wednesday. I just haven’t taken to the podcast. I prefer my gossip written and my podcasts mudery.

Sometimes I see a celeb tweet and think to myself “that would have made Tweet Beat.”

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

It’s to help the baby slide out, maybe?

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:

What were the commenters of Jezebel doing in 2007? I’ll start.

When we did IVF, we had a bunch of really great embryos left over. Master Poodler is having tween troubles, but is healthy and reasonably attractive and reasonably intelligent.

From the WaPo article(https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/12/19/this-baby-was-born-from-an-embryo-frozen-24-years-ago/?utm_term=.a63219af2c3d)““People say, ‘oh it’s science,’ but no I think it’s a gift from the Lord. It’s a gift from the Lord, for sure,” Tina Gibson told NBC local affiliate WBIR.…

Let’s just mind our own business maybe

was any other name than “Elsa” even considered? Frozen for 24 years...... The cold never bothered me anyway.

Now Republicans are going to sue, claiming the kid can only stay on her mom’s insurance for another 2 years.

Welcome!! I’m excited for your vision of future Jezebel. Some things I would personally encourage you to explore adding here would be:

As an old-timer, I get to do things like reminisce about the Early Days of Jezebel, before Kinja and trolls and back when Slut Machine was Slut Machine, Good, Bad, Ugly was a thing, and there was a pioneering prohibition against body-shaming.

I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.

Okay, time for the ultimate litmus test: cake or pie?