Dude, what?

When done properly, amoral audacity is hilarious (just look at the Marx Brothers movies)

“I didn’t live her life and I’m not a black woman—although wouldn’t that be amazing”

A professional ghostwriter created the following sentence while ostensibly writing in his own voice:

Jesus. Tiffany Haddish just can NOT simply have her moment, can she? Tucker Max’s name ain’t even on the cover, so why is he even trying to get shine as the co-writer right now? Bear with me...that would be like Louis C.K. bragging after a Chris Rock stand-up special, “You see that ‘I like black folks but I hate…

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

Which is why Margo Price, not Taylor Swift, released the album you need to listen to this year.

If you’re OK with it, is it really a malfunction?

My job is teaching grown (mostly) men and a truer statement has never been made.

Exactly. Also, If you can only empathize because you have a daughter, then you have no business raising sons, because they’ll never get it either.

I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…

His insistence that butt pats aren’t rape and should be treated differently lead me to believe there’s a chance he’s a butt patter and wants to make it clear that’s it’s NOT RAPE, y’all!

Why do men get so many chances in Hollywood? There are thousands of people begging to be part of that industry, it’s not like you can’t find someone else who doesn’t harass and abuse women. Women get discarded for daring to age past 30 while men are allowed to work after assaulting, raping, harassing, etc.

Not to mention, he states that rape=prison like it’s some forgone conclusion. I guess he hasn’t noticed how many rapists get away with it. See: Weinstein, Cosby, most rich white male rapists....

Damon sounds exactly like what I would have expected: a very rich, insulated, famous actor who has a team of people taking care of his every need while he keeps churning out mediocre movies that do better financially then they really should.

LOL the problem is that yes there currently IS a continuum, but it’s one where prison punishment stops right around harm to children, and anything that happens to a grown ass woman is just “kind of shameful and gross... but we can work with that I guess.” Predators sometimes get caught and say they’re sorry and that…

“Well, that’s the sign of somebody who—well, we can work with that”

I imagine the price that he’s paid at this point is so beyond anything that he—

“It’s just that...I don’t think this stuff is that big of a deal because it doesn’t affect me. But it would affect me if like...other people cared about it and didn’t see my movies. But that’s off the record.”

shit mate (matt... whatever)... a simple he fucked up woulda done it