her husband could cure cancer and he’d still be todd from breaking bad to me

Potentially unpopular opinion. Dick is far superior to Forrest Gump. Both are tongue in cheek historical fiction, but Forrest Gump is condescending and obvious. Dick is humourous and assumes the viewer is smart enough to get all the historical references without explaining them so blatantly.

Maybe there’s just a Five Guys really near her workplace. That’s what happened to me.

Dick is wonderful. I love Dick so much. Sometimes I pop it in and enjoy for hours on end. By which, I meant my DVD copy, of course. Get your mind out of the gutter.

I did too and also not for visual reasons—she’s been around so long it seems like she should be older. I do the same thing with Drew Barrymore and she’s looked mostly the same for twenty years!

She’s pretty cool in my book. And has a sense of humor.

Or she felt bloated.

Yes! This. One of my all-time favorites. I will forever and always be her fan because of both Dick and Drop Dead Gorgeous.

As someone who has inexplicably been in the same room as her twice, I can say that I think she loves to get stoned and seems nice! Congrats!

This might be a more accurate headline.

Especially when you consider the screwed up “submit to your husband” ethos that these women have been marinated in since birth. It’s not an excuse, but it is an explanation.

Women supported Clinton over Trump by 54% to 42%.

PSA: A fast way to ID the impostor accounts

That’s okay, Andy Yeatman. Here are the things I don’t believe in and therefore conduct my life accordingly despite any evidence to the contrary:

My Egyptian friend forfeited an entire year of dental school because when she finished her final exam, she made a few doodles on the back page. Nothing lewd or salacious. Just her name, some clouds, a happy smiley face. She was just trying to kill time because you’re not permitted to give the test back until a certain…

Actually, I think that one IS photoshopped. If he’s 7' (in some other comment here) and she’s about 5' (in the heeled cheerleader boots), there’s no way that’s a 2' difference in the photo, more like she’s 4' tall (and she’s not).

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

“Things are amazing between them, their relationship is awesome—it’s built on mutual respect and trust, and one whole lot of love.”

I’m fully convinced that:

In fairness, even as a basketball player, Hakeem is a forkin’ tall dude at 7 ft while Simone is maybe? getting to 5 ft with the heels.