I went to the grocery store and there were two people wearing super realistic “scary” masks. I just they thought they were ugly and felt sorry for them. It took a min to realize they were wearing masks. Lol.

She’s totally telling the truth.

Wow, just watched the entire video, I am fully supporting Kathy G going forward. Harvey levin tries a little too hard to brainwash his audience on tmz, it’s kind of disgusting. His promotion of the kardashians is like none other. No other website talks then up as much as Harvey and tmz, and heaven forbid they have an…

Kathy = Truth.

Yeah, I’m not surprised that Andy Cohen is an ass. I kinda shrugged at that.

She didn’t deserve to get doxxed or death threats and everything I’ve seen on Andy Cohn points to him being a narcissistic asshole. If he offers guests cocaine that is horrible and his show should be cancelled.

They are the kind of famous people that make me glad I wasn’t famous in my early/mid 20s. People who manage to be famous without humiliating themselves during the obnoxious “my brain finally finished developing and now I know everything” phase truly are blessed.

“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

Hey... she looks like a Marco Cochrane statue.

Jezebel started right when I was going through a very traumatic end of a long term relationship, and I can confidently say that I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. Just a place to go to remember not alone.

If it wasn’t for you guys and SNS, I am not sure that I could have made it through the past few years and I am not even exaggerating. I vented and received not only comfort but solid advice and sometimes the pat on the shoulder that I needed. Thankfully, Big Foot has made so much progress and things are easier but…

Happy birthday, Jez! This community has meant so much to me, and helped me through so much. I still have the screenshot I took when Jez followed me- still a huge accomplishment.

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

Kathy Griffin can do no wrong, in my book. She’s funny and observant as hell, and has worked her ass off forever.

I think this is funny. I like it better than Swift’s rip-off of Bey. At least Griffin is honest that it’s a rip-off.

I worked for an inventory company many years ago. I vividly remember hearing a hissing sound while counting at a Hollister that was driving me nuts. Apparently they pump their cologne/perfume into the air from an automatic dispenser in the ceiling.

I think my husband imagines me at work with a giant calculator and like glasses at my nose with a sexy updo and pencil skirt on being all confused about numbers... “Oh fiddlesticks can someone help me with this addition problem!”

Bullshit! I’m a fucking 14 (out of 10)* and I sit in a windowless office all and look at spreadsheets all day.

I am embarrassed to say that in college I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch for a year. I was one of those girls who had the very boring job of standing at the entrance of the store for hours and saying “Have you tried our sexy fleece?” to every customer who walked in. I also had the delightful job of dousing their…

I say all that because it really is gross and honestly mean, and we only let Ellen get away with it because we collectively assume she understands the way women are treated.