I didn’t know Obama and Clinton ever had an issue with one another. News to me.

I can’t believe we’ve gotten to the point in this where George W’s presidency seems so normal and he no longer has to stay hidden away on his ranch. He was practically eloquent compared to trump and this is a guy that said “Sadame Hussein killed all the Mandela’s.” 

It makes me wonder what kind of person eats in the bathroom, for one.

While this is true......

I find myself far more curious about the hair band in front of the sink (a coded message to Selena?), and the black powder dusted to the side. Charcoal for brushing teeth? Speaking of which, his toothbrush is in the middle of the sink? Signaling laziness? Creativity? Eccentricity? So he is always apprised of its…

This is incredible! I wish we had one of these for every week.... The Rethugs & Drumpf keep throwing so many distractions that I can’t fucking keep it all straight.

1) That he will declassify the JFK FILES [emphasis his]

Bed bugs are fucking horrific, but I have to admit to being a little relieved after reading this article. I thought it was about how there are now FLYING BED BUGS, which would probably lead me to get one of those bubble boy things the kid from Seinfeld was in. Either way I’m going to be itchy for the rest of the day.

The one addition I would potentially have liked would have been for someone at the end to say “Guys, maybe we’re being unfair. Men never generalize about us.” But things can also just be fun sometimes and not need to make a point!

A request to the writers: if ever you feel like you’ve written too much about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, please write more about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. ❤

Nope ..you got it.

She is a stone cold BAMF. Her AMA performance is what got me into kettlebells.

i’m going to post this on every article about gwen and her christmas music / life choices as a palette cleanser and antidote:

Unpopular opinion: Last Christmas can die in a fire.

Whenever someone says they have a “strong personality” I always think of Phyllis from the Office from when she told the cameras that’s the reason that she and Angela don’t get along.

He’d probably take that as a compliment.

The best quote I’ve ever read about Quentin Tarantino was, “He looks like a foot.” Now when I look at him it’s all I can see.

Now we know which wizarding school he came from.

Thats not an Ed Hardy font. That’s the Affliction font.

I’m a 35 year old mother of three and my face hurts. This explains a lot.