I don’t know how the cat did it, but that cat was totally fucking with you.

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

When I was 18, I drove home late one night and parked the car in the driveway. I went inside the house and about 20 minutes later, looked out the window and noticed the interior light was still on in the car. I thought it was odd because I definitely remember slamming the car door shut, but thought perhaps another…

Haha I am so glad because I was like I know everyone knows this song but I have no idea how to portray it!

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

During my teen years, like most of you I assume, my boyfriend and I would spend most nights just driving around town. One night during winter, we turned down one road that we thought was a different road, but this one ended up being very narrow, unpaved, and hadn’t been plowed. Our car got stuck and there was no cell…

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I really like Kathy Griffin. I will miss her and her chemistry with Anderson. I know she’s problematic, but I sense that her heart is big. (I have a group of girlfriends; we’ve been friends for over 30 years...through all kinds of shit and we are all “problematic”...Kathy would fit right in. I hope she has those kinds…

Stars! They’re just like us!

Celebrities: They’re just like us!

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

Soooo it looks like this is just a marketing stunt rebranding less fatty (likely less-flavorful as a result) avocados, since the linked article says “It is a product marketed under the brand Isla Bonita, of Eurobanan, which features a selection of avocado varieties with 30% less fat than the avocados that can usually…

Except, it’s only women who suffer from having children during this time period. Men can have all the kids they want, because the whole field and process is built around their biological realities and the assumption they have a wifey at home to take care of everything else.

I’ve been reading lot of the comments here and some people here have a complete misunderstanding of what “normalization” would result in. Here’s how it works:

I am going to guess that you really don’t “try so very hard.” As a bisexual woman I find many topless women enjoyable to look at it. There is a big difference between looking and staring or leering. I think most women don’t mind a glance but it is the ogling and reactions that are the problem.

The protests have to be heavily populated by “I don’t wanna see that” breasts, though. If it’s all Gigi and Kendall and bonafide hot chicks, everyone ogles and nothing changes. You need a lot of grandma boobs and two-different-cup-sizes boobs and post-non-cosmetic surgery boobs to teach guys that boobs are just body…

But it makes him so gosh darn relatable and charming (vomits)

I can’t stand either of them... not to mention the countless legal battles they’ve had due to their shittiness... and the fact chip forgot his newborn babies at home on multiple occasions just tops it off.

Seattle just got a big grant to begin processing its backlog, and a detective interviewed for the story said that while he can’t wait to bust repeat offenders, to finally have the evidence, he’s dreading having to go back to talk to the victims and have to open up the wounds again. Some of them have been waiting over…

I get it — it’s annoying to have to educate men all the time, but it’s lovely that he’s trying. Earlier today my boyfriend wanted to revisit a recent conversation with about how the awful, vividly worded -ahem- and constant catcalling in several countries I’ve lived in was so bad that I never went anywhere without…