Win.

That’s cause it’s a Target exclusive product that’s resold on amazon-you can get it for $10 and 2-day delivery on Target’s website :)

That’s cause it’s a Target exclusive product that’s resold on amazon-you can get it for $10 and 2-day delivery on…

He just backed the argument into a corner. Because now he needs to answer the “beyond birth” pro-life plan with social services and broadening education 

That picture really does say a thousand words. 

Hot as hell

Fuck that rapist and to tack on if_the_cdc’s spell-when he’s in that car fire I hope the windshield exudes into shards of glass and penetrates him in the same way thar he hurt you. Hugs

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

Does your pet crocodile have a nut allergy?

Omg haha. Lets start amass campaign to request that John Meyer covers it with the altered lyrics. No disrespect to princess Diana/Elton John, but that would be a great full circle :)

Wuuut...I do not remember that. That’s disgusting. Hey, considering that most of his headlines revolve around sex, and that he is now openly admitting that the well is running dry, maybe he will fade away. Like a penis in the wind.

Here’s to a surprisingly redeeming tomorrow:)

Ha! When he said that he gave a girl his number I thought he gave her a “soft 500”.

Totally get the need to explain and sending you a virtual high five because you didn’t!!

Such a gift! “What’s the matter, Melissa, chicken to pick up a fat baby?! There it is, pick him up!”

Good point. Thanks for broadening my perspective!

She’s gotta be feeling salty about that “45 days” reveal. Will Smith says he started keeping a diary to track her crying? That’s so weird. This “crying” story will help their power couple narrative, right?

Ok who thinks this was “revealed” to dilute google searches about Jada “crying for 45 days”??? 

If not lifetime, who? Come for the ratings, stay for the final nail in a monster’s coffin. 

This headline takes the cake.  I want to collage it and stick it on my fridge.

I feel terrible! I have read articles using her/she so I made the mistake and assumed. I really appreciate you clearing that up <3