Really? I’m so intrigued! What’s their story?

Omg!!! Cracking the duck up

Well, fuck.

He’s literally a foot taller than most 11 year olds!!!

Haha fair enough. But see, I love the taste of goat cheese and goat milk for that reason. It’s all encompassing

I love the description you just painted.... but how can you not love the stink of goats?

Sole reason for the water bottle, baby wipes, and hand sanitizer. Those goats have seen some shit!

Oh shut the front door. This is perfection!

Evert time I am around goats I leave with the feeling, “I need to be around goats all the time!” and start daydreaming of baby goats and wearing rubber boots. If I had J Law’s money I sure as hell would take some time off to raise goats!

What did she say? I have no problem w Ariel Winter. She is young and has a shitty mom. Sucks she has to figure out her life in public but who gives a fuck that her fashion choices don’t mimic ours?

I hate referring to the dark timeline but some days I have a hard time not thinking that it is where we exist.

Thank you! I like Paula Small a lot more every day :)

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

He could be. It’s power, not sex.

Britney? Pipes? I love the woman but not sure what you mean.... ;)

100 million....I mean...get it girl. I have opinions but I’m mostly just really happy for her

Here’s a sincere apology regarding parks and rec:

I thought about her too....that’s a tough one

My partner grew a dark beard and overnight he went from never randomly selected to ALWAYS randomly selected.

You’d be hard-pressed to find a ten year old who wouldn’t be mortified by a personalized banner being flown over their school....