"I bought a house, and your ass is living *with* me in said home."

What? I contribute a majority of the income. But I don't shoulder that burden alone. My husband does too. If something goes wrong, BOTH our credit scores get hit.

you're right, i bet a woman in a relationship has never paid for half or more of a house before! golly gee, we're so lucky to have you!

Hey, shitty asshole. I bought my house too. Is this supposed to be a guy thing? I guess I better shame my boyfriend's ass for not making enough money to contribute.

I have definitely read other Jezebel articles about fat shaming where they've said BMI is no indication of healthy weight, yet they have no problem using BMI to imply that this woman is actually too thin.

I'm not twisting your words, I am reading them. You said, baically; "lol because THIS IS what mean want!"—and no one asked what men want. I don't think you're a troll—I think you're really defensive right now because you jumped in thinking you'd sound sensitive and teach us all something, only to realize that you…

Such an informative, incisive reply will certainly tell me all that is wrong with my contribution to the discussion. Care to elaborate at all, or are you applying mathematical terms to social constructs?

You basically described my life. Big noses unite

I have trouble telling plastic-surgeried We Look Like TV People people apart.

this question is so rude across the board. I'm white and almost everyone asks me this when I meet them. What they really mean in my case is "how do you get tan and what country did you get that nose from?" When I reply deadpan "I'm white" it's usually followed up by "but you look so exotic!". Like that's even a…

Grilling isn't just heating. There's a reason there are different words for the many various ways of preparing food with heat, and that's because they are actually different techniques. A microwave absolutely cannot grill food, but if you're happy with your microwaved bread and cheese, that's the most important…

I have never seen nor heard of such a thing. Are you part of some Lost Tribe of white folks who wandered in the desert until even the most basic ancestral recipes were forgotten?

since im all jaded, just like the last one I thought the jokes were obvious and boring, right until the one that I literally laughed out loud at. "I've been really into western religions. I love how they're so angry and uptight. I decorated my whole house with crosses"

I dunno...I'm pretty sure I would sleep with literally anyone if there was at least $1M in it for me.

Justin Bieber, if you're reading this: I will have sex with you for a mid-five-figure sum, ring me up. I've got loans.

Eh, I have slept with worse for free. I am sure he is like a lot of dates/boyfriends/hook-ups/ex -husbands, you give them the benefit of doubt, the sexy times, and then you find out they're losers.

I would sleep with him for an amount of money, yes.

ALPHA AS FUCK.

The thought of Iggy Azalea lecturing anyone on "appropriateness".

It's not that weird. She has half his DNA.