I wish someone would invent some kind of massed computer network that would allow single people to communicate and meet.

it's like the neverending story with a vibrator, but manually is just too intense after one. for me i stop when i think i should be doing something else, i.e. go to sleep or go to work...

One time, as a teenager, I accidentally flushed a sports bra down the toilet. (Stood up, flushed, took off the bra to get in the shower and tossed it... right into the flushing toilet.) That toilet was never the same again. I'm not proud of myself. (Nothing compared to a rank-ass old maxi pad, though. YIKES.)

I completely get that not everyone's very sexual, that a lot of people prefer partner sex, and that some people are busy/depressed/ill/consumed by parenting infants, but even bearing that in mind this seems ridiculously low. Apparently only 1.5% of women in my age group masturbate as often as I do? I mean...really? My…

Question, does "time" mean each orgasm or each masturbation session? Because that definitely changes things...

RIGHT? If I have someone I'm actively flirting with, and I'm into, but we haven't gotten to bow chicka wow wow yet, it's like once a day. Otherwise, it's like once a week when I realize I have a free ten minutes and I haven't done it in a while.

It's not glamourized, it's just performed by the most beautiful people possible in faux-grimy sets with strangely erotic dark lighting, with women that are frequently half into it...JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!

I refuse to believe you're a rules-follower based on your obvious disdain for the rules of grammar and punctuation. In all seriousness though, breaking and criticizing "dumb" rules is the first step to getting the rule changed. I'm not really sure what you stand for here.

Did you know that some people don't work in offices? Did you know some people wear shorts and tank tops in their careers? I know it's hard to get past the notion that school is to train people to be mindless corporate office drones.

We can call them something else, but they are NOT hideous.

This comment raises the interesting question; what if I plan to work as a stripper? Can I come scantily clad then? Or a mechanic? Can I wear dirty cover-alls? I mean, what workplace are we using as the yardstick in this mind game?

Maybe it was just the change. I'm a guy and so naturally I cut my hair myself and it's usually a hack job, but one time I let my hair grow out and did an undercut/pompadour. I'm not lying when I say it felt like my whole outlook on life changed. People looked at me differently (or maybe I just actually paid attention…

"Baby, you've got to get over here. I just got off the phone with my Grandma Esther, and I'm so hot."

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…

I work with statistics for a living, so no, I'm not confused about anything. Except why you think acting this way is useful or productive.

If you don't think numbers can lie, you don't understand statistics.

I actually called for a consult with my PCP this morning to see if maybe he can recommend me to a CBT practitioner and possibly get me started on some mood stabilizing drugs. I just wish I hadn't waited so many years to set aside my foolish pride and admit that I Might Need Help Because There Might Be Something Wrong…

"feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks."

not all weirdos!

I heard he's been assigned as a stableboy at Putin's Totally Hetero Shirtless Riding Ranch.