I was babysitting once and they had exactly this kind of thing where you could control the camera to move, etc. I periodically checked on toddler girl who was angelically sleeping during nap. The next time I turned it on and panned down, she was sitting upright directly in front of it, staring at me. Her eyes were…

Not to defend Pinsky too much here, but... lots of diseases get called "garbage can" diagnoses by doctors. My wife has said that internists will regularly include fibromyalgia in this category as well. That isn't to say that they aren't "real," but they are often diagnosed when there is no specific pathology present…

not gonna lie, im 22 and if orlando bloom asked me on a date I would be on that in a minute!

I'm not really sure whose side I'm on here. But "dog in heat." Wtf. You win by default.

I hate the attitude that it's not ok to be a grown man with a desire to date a woman who looks young. As a 23 year old who is regularly estimated to be 15-17, I would find it very offensive for a relationship with a slightly older man to be considered "creepy" because I happen to be born with a baby face.

Send me money and I'll get right on making that study happen.

Someone who denies having sex with a person who accused them of rape and then later admits to having consensual sex with the accuser is definitely guilty. Guilty people tend to go to the extreme when confronted with an allegation. "Rape her? We didn't have sex! In fact, I didn't even touch her." Then they find out…

Was she first-born though?

I believe this story as an excuse for someone suing the family of the teenager they killed just as much as I believe Lolita as an excuse to abduct and rape a teenage girl.

I was kidding, but I do really, really hate the thought of a trash can full of used tampons. I'm probably gonna try to be a better person, but I'll keep flushing them at work because I work at a group home for autistic guys and one of them is very curious and likes to root through everything, including the trash. If I…

I love giving handies and I've never had a complaint from the recipients. Sometimes I just don't want a wang in my mouth or down theres, and guys seem just fine with a good HJ (over the alternative - masturbating while I lay next to them). Also, handjobs are one of the safest ways to do sex with someone without…

It reminds me of the old psychoanalytic essays about "mature sexuality".

Apparently, it's wrong because some people find some sex acts other people do comical or unsophisticated or something — and heaven knows we wouldn't want that. What you and your boyfriend or husband like doesn't matter nearly as much as the judgment of the Internet, so stop being so backward and make with the anal…

That seems like a whole lot of words to just throw some side-eye at a sex thing some people do.

I wish this article had a happy ending =(

Yeah but we don't really talk about them in my family...

I once seated a customer in a booth, and the seat was filled with bread crumbs. She, rightfully pointed it out, and when I brushed them off with my hand, she exclaimed, "well I could have done that!!" Um, yes,you could have, and what did you want me to do suck them up with my face like a human vacuum cleaner?

I had a customer tell me how my name was pronounced incorrectly. "Colon." "...no. My name is Colin." "No, it's got 1 l, it's Colon!" I went over to my table of regulars who was there at the time and went "man, you guys are not going to BELIEVE this shit."

Gloves make cooking less safe, not safer. You need to be able to sense temperature so you don't burn yourself, when something is slippery so you don't drop it, and to handle knives and food securely so you don't cut yourself when chopping. Gloves impair your sense of touch and make it more dangerous. Glove wearers are…