Expected influx cancelled. Everyone opted to fall over laughing at the sight of social-justice warriors defending a guy w/a household net worth of $300 million+.

I think all races, colors, and creeds can come together and agree that Nick Cannon is fucking irritating no matter what he does, and probably should be hit in the face with a brick.

Cue influx of humanities majors who don't understand that racial stereotyping is an ignorant thing to do regardless of power dynamics in 3.... wait, it already happened.

You can't call it institutional racism, but you can call it rude and in bad taste.

As opposed to Lenin, Stalin & Hitler who are all named checked. Oh, right. Because the only historical figures worth studying are ones we want to emulate.

"it was also because you don't have to coddle other people's kids, they make for cheap labor and you don't have to listen to their whining" - and presumably beat them, and fuck them. Sorry to sound so blunt, but that has to be what was going on...

What? You just called this person a bully. You're not obligated to be friends with people who bully you. No matter how insecure someone might be about their body (or about anything) that doesn't give them the right to hurt you.

Also, the whole idea about making jokes about yourself is not true in real life, though it…

Clearly, the author has never read fanfiction.

I have a one of those Medicare bracelets that says to destroy my hard-drive. Way too much gay porn on there.

1. Make sure that your man is cured to a water content less than 80%. Your man should then keep without spoiling at larder temperatures for a time depending on fat content.

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

What's crazy is I *actually* did a back flip when I saw that last picture.

Whatever your sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it's PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

Be his muse. His hopes and dreams come first. Your hopes and dreams have been realized because you are someone's muse.

I love that it's mostly a long list of all these things you're supposed to do for him yet #49 is "You're Not His Mother." I'll go live in a cave in on a remote mountaintop if my son ever grows up to be that lame.

My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

Are we talking about you or are we talking about her?

Yes. Yes. Yes to all of this.

The lyrics of the song could very much be interpreted to be about a person's faith/relationship with God. I'm sure they had to be a factor in her song choice, not just some tune she really likes.

Like me, Madonna is an Italian girl, so this is probably only a few hours worth of pit hair growth... Totally no big deal.