Listen, Pie Town is nothing once you know about Cake County.

I think most of us have different ways of being in different places with different people. I know that I don’t behave/speak in the exact same way when I am at home alone with my partner as I do when I am in a professional setting or when I am commenting online (NowReasonFree isn’t even my real name!). Additionally, I…

Actually, I do. The first thing I do when I get home is change into indoor clothes. It really, really grosses me out to think of sitting on public transit and then sitting on my own furniture in the same clothes — forget about my bedspread. That being said, I have accidentally stepped in dog dirt a few times in my…

Pinkham, I have a bone to pick with you. I enjoy reading your blog, I like hearing insider stories from the food industry, and the comment section is usually a lot of fun. BUT, and this is a big but, I am irritated that you didn’t provide me with a recipe for (or name of) whatever is in the photo accompanying this…

Something I am absolutely revolted, and distracted by, that they do on TV shows is put those shoe-clad feet on bedspreads and couches. Why? Who does that? You were just walking outside with those shoes, why are they now on your bedspread or couch? Are you an animal?

The people have spoken, the only acceptable actor for the next run of Bond films is Idris Elba. If anyone else is chosen it will be nothing but a disappointment.

Are we already talking about 1992 as ‘those days’?

Remind me what police unit works on these cold cases again?

Did it tell you to order a burrito in a bowl, with an extra bowl on the side and to ask for “both rices, both beans, and half-and-half on meat”? (http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/there-is-nothi…)

Perhaps you are aware that there is a lawyer from Philadelphia who specializes in Bird Law, and I suspect he is already working on many of these types of issues already. We should try to put them in touch with each other.

Pet peeve: Calling adult women ‘girls’. Gross.

Listen, all parents need a little break now and again. What’s safer than a safe? And, cheaper than a baby sitter. Next time, just make sure you know the code before you close the door, m’kay?

Is there some sort of plastic surgery master template that people pick from when they go to the surgeon? This would explain how the formerly uniquely lovely Hillary Duff is morphing into the a Kim Kardashian doppleganger.

Not in that picture, my friend.

In no way is Riri’s perfect body a realistic goal for most people.

Shouldn’t that be spelled ‘B-U-C-K-E-T’?

If GOOP offers culturally aware products of any kind, they should like stay home and educate The GOOP.

I think this could be classified as more of an alligator problem?

But, I wouldn’t like him (or myself) while I did it.