This hasn’t ended well.

I went to that site for the first time in over a decade the other day. Good lord, that layout has not changed since GWB was president. But, I will say this: They do still use Disqus.

Back in 2004, when blogs were still a thing that people did, I had a blog. One night I wrote a long-ish entry on why I thought Rodney Dangerfield was the only modern comedian on par with Chaplin and Keaton. When I finished writing it, for the hell of it I went to Rodney’s web site and sent him a link to the post. (To…

We’re all gonna get laid! Oh wait, wrong movie. Shakespeare for everyone!

Scrawler?

Andrew Ridgeley has a name, galldurnit!

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

I thought it was this one

That’s a spoon.

I’m going to hazard a guess that you find a lot of things depressing.

They never went away. Maybe it’s regional.

Well that went downhill quickly.

NIN, Danzig, Ministry, and Cap’n Jazz? Sounds like that would have been an incredible day, but it’s hard to get me to a multiday festival for anything, and I’d prefer any of those bands solo to at some huge, ridiculous outdoor nonsense when it’s still too hot.

There’s a fundamental problem that “The Defenders” can’t get around - Finn Jones just kinda sucks as a martial artist. (I studied Soo Bahk Do for over a decade, and while I’m hardly a champion, I know enough to know a crappy martial artist when I see one.) He basically just flings his limbs out and hopes his…

I have it on vinyl. better?

I do like how Last pretty well seals the deal on the movie's nihilism.

Whoa, Beavis…if I could move my hand that fast I'd never leave the house

I agree with what you're saying, but I always thought Reznor and NIN presented themselves as skinny, fucked up, intelligent weirdos just violently letting it all out.

I loved Broken back in the day (still do, actually), and while "Wish" is one of the best tunes on the album, my favorite back then was "Last." I was pretty jazzed when I saw Cabin In The Woods in theaters, and heard "Last" played over the closing credits.

I'd just like to salute your mom for being badass enough to buy a 12-year-old Broken and Dirt as Christmas gifts.