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The fugg?! Check yourself, fool. Wong Kar Wai has only made ONE film that’s not that great, and it’s My Blueberry Nights; which, really, is because it’s his only English-language film, and that gives way to clunky dialogue & other odd translations. But, it’s still a pretty interesting film. His last feature was The

What utter bullshit. Whispery accusations have destroyed MEN AND WOMEN long before any of this. Continuing to do it now isn’t some noble gesture, it’s just more Scarlet letter nonsense.

That MAY be the case here, but that isn’t the case w everyone. And, this entire situation should give everyone some pause, not a ‘lick your chops for some dark meat’ response.

As if that makes some ‘angry mob’/rush to judgement ok?!

Yeah. Because people are gonna wait for this ‘due process’ to withhold judgement? This guy’s career isn’t already dead? The ‘Court of Public Opinion’ hasn’t already decided his guilt & fate? Bullshit & you know it. In Europe, it’s illegal for newspapers to photograph & print a ‘perp walk’, because they understand how

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. Perfect example is Casey Affleck. So many immediate reactions. He ATTACKED a woman during filming of Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘doc’. Only, wait, IT’S BULLSHIT. Read the ACTUAL motion from the 2010 court case. Judge ruled, in no uncertain terms, that the woman was a fabricating extortionist. Look I’m a

Leeeroy Jenkins!

Ok, this is insane, as well.

What the fuck am I looking at here?! I haven’t seen Supergirl since S1, is this the sort of insanity happening on it now?

You’re absolutely right, of course. The timing & promotion of Hotel Artemis (and, other ‘Hotel Artemis’-types) was pathetic & utterly counterproductive. However, w movies like it, studios know that they’ll all wind up being moneymakers. It’s got a killer cast & a miniscule budget. It’s funny how many ‘industry people’

Isn’t that what the monster in the awesome, 80s, horror film, TerrorVision, does? Suck people into it’s slime pool & spit out perfect copies of them? Granted, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it.

My first thought was, since you’re all assholes anyway, just kill the evil witch & the weird dudes (deceit would’ve landed you in positions to do both), grab your sword & ask ‘baby king’ if he wants to join your party, or hang behind. Law Office of Dunn & Dunski. Ps. Your Rihanna as Pope sounds awesome. I’d advise you

Indeed. I was originally going to just jab at you for being a crank. Then, you called yourself on it, and got to the meat of your critique, which is absolutely correct. SNL’s lost it’s bite. They should be SAVAGING this administration, instead they softball it. When are they gonna start ripping into the GOP for their

Uhm. Fuck yes! Chemical weapons are NIGHTMARE FUEL. Just Google ‘Mustard Gas World War I’. Bullets can do all kinda damage. But, seeing your fellow soldiers’ skin bubble up & slide off the bone, and/or turn into a walking nuclear deterrent like Emil in Robocop, will force you to live out hell on Earth. So much so,

You waste your kid’s talents on Hobos? Pathetic. My kids only hunt CEOs in the ‘too big to fail’ category. First, it’s still always shocking just how fast they’ll pay a stiff ransom. Second, they’re actually in decent racket ball shape, so they put up an admirable fight in ‘the MURDER CAGE’. It’s good practice for the

I remember hearing that & really wishing Flaming Carrot was in it. But, I’d argue without FC, Mystery Men could definitely be used here; as, fans of FC (such as myself) would be hard pressed to say the two were connected, wo being told. That said, I do love Mystery Men, but definitely feel it could’ve used some

Yes.

Yes! My wife & I are also HUGE Taylor Kitsch fans! Started w FNL, grew w X-Men: Origins (Don’t give a good goddamn what people say, Kitsch KILLS IT as Gambit, deserves it more than Magic Mike & was best part of a movie that’s, overall, not as bad as it’s reputation: Come @ me, bro.) & it cemented w his understated,

Wrath of Khan has 3-4 main characters. That’s a BULLSHIT comparison.

Indeed. Every other review I’ve read has contradicted this one in SO MANY ways. Everyone else is shitting their pants over how great this film is, but of course AVClub has continued it’s recent trend of being the snobbiest film blog on the web. C+ REALLY?! Shenanigans.