I keep toying with getting back into Destiny 2, and last night I gave it a go again. I started a new character, got revived by the ghost, and set about finding a ship.

So... They made a Mario ride that Mario himself couldn't use?

Wow, this one hits harder than I ever imagined. He will always be the personification of Kotaku at its best, and I will miss him. 

This seems awesome until you realise you're gonna spend an hour constructing eyebrows. 

This might be one of the funniest works of satire I've ever read. Well done! 

Gotta feel bad for the folks at SPAAAACE FORRCE who hoped they'd get this job.

As an employee, if your primary measurement of success is the number of hours spent in an office, than that’s where you’ll be pretending to work.

Im pretty sure rotten flesh would be pretty toxic to dogs too. 

“...essentially folding all of PlayStation’s disparate subscriptions into one. It’s available in three tiers...”

You never go ATM

It Takes Two belongs on this list.

What is it about user-generated digital content that we wouldn’t want to be fungible?

What is it about user-generated digital content that we wouldn’t want to be fungible?

Still around, just less active. Congrats on surviving 2021 to you too.

Wow. How did you unearth this gem in the future of 2022?

I want to say that there are some good points about simply changing a skin tone and calling it diversity, or that lore would be good because it adds depth to the world (just as they have done to explain green skinned people).

So basically we can look forward to games looking worse while your hardware burns out trying to run it - all because it's also running a background crypto miner.

You ever wanted to go back in time and kill Horse Armour before microtransactions infected video games?

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