I’m sure the Patriots printed out both of Karl’s screeds in large font and stapled them to the bulletin board.

It’s a bean bag to mark the spot of the fumble.

Yes you fucking idiot. When he was 13 he should’ve done the very complicated immigration paperwork filing or he should have paid for the international flight back home (oh wait, he couldn’t, because you have to be 18 to do either).

That’s not how immigration works. If you’re here illegally, they’re not just going to let you ‘fill out some paperwork’ and stay. He’d have to go back for a significant amount of time before applying, but now that he’s got a criminal immigration offense, it’s going to be much harder.

There’s lots of drone capture and drone destroy tech out there already.

You’re going to have to draw me a map, because I tried drawing that parallelogram you were describing and it’s basically impossible not to hit the blackest parts of the country.

Wow, that’s the exactly wrong takeaway from 2016.

I’ve seen people look for the remote control for hours instead of turning the television

LB: I want them to know that my macaroni and cheese was good! (Laughter)

STFU Tomato 

Are you kidding? I just bought a 1700+sq ft 3br, 2 bth house in a good neighborhood, with a good school district, a fenced in backyard, 2 car garage for $174,000 in the 4th largest city in the country. 

Detroit Police Chief James Craig told reporters on Thursday that he also found the post to be racially insensitive. RACIST.

I was asked to procure a bottle of whiskey for under 2 quid. I performed my assigned task to the letter, and I stand by my work.

I would rather never hear a note of music for the rest of my life. Hell, it would be a tossup if you said I could only eat Vegan or go completely deaf. 

It’s a valid review. You sat at their table and were denied service. Therefor you would not recommend this restaurant to anyone. In fact, you think it should be boycotted for the horrible way you were treated. And if in fact your kid was only 11 and was denied because they looked older...woah boy. That’s Channel 5…

Yeah, you’re an idiot....bye.

Customer and Border Protection Agents have repeatedly seized illegal Mexican bologna smuggled over the Southern border because it has the potential to introduce diseases into the U.S. pork supply.

You ever heard of a rhetorical question? It’s a question that provides an answer. I answered her question by telling her to think about what she was asking.

Check-Mate:

If she’s really concerned about tips then she wouldn’t be asking such a stupid question.  You keep your table happy, you get better tips.  You tell your table they can’t what they wanted, you get shitty tips.  The bill is far less relevant in situation than the server’s actions.