Does not compute.

I was debating posting the funny republican Jesus memes or quoting my favorite passage from Frederick Douglass

It’s been 26 years since Georgia voted for a democratic president when Clinton beat Bush by less than 1% in what was otherwise a pretty one sided election. Bob Dole beat Clinton there 4 years later by 2%. Shrub beat Gore there by 12%. Shrub beat Kerry by 16%. McCain beat Obama by 5.2%. Romney beat Obama by 8%. And…

This article is talking about the bug at Apple. Full stop.

The demographics of Georgia are very different than the demographics of Wisconsin.

I haven’t watched a football game in at least 2 years. Try harder troll.

Everyone knows you don’t touch a hot stove twice.

Again, I would love for you link me to supposed meltdown I had, but we both know you’re full shit, so you can’t. 

You talk a lot about the physical aspects of age, but neglect anything about mental developmental.

Yeah, please link me to any of my comments in said article, because I don’t remember leaving one. Much less having a ‘meltdown’ 

The ‘edge’ of what?

THIS ARTICLE ISN’T ABOUT OTHER COMPANIES

Because clearly my mom teaching me Portuguese (and my dad teaching me Spanish) prevented me from learning English in school right?

This is a story about Apple. Why are you bringing up Google, Microsoft, and Amazon?

You’re kind of an idiot huh?

“Who cares? They’re only useful for a couple of years anyway.”

Why wouldn’t banks finance beachfront property? They’re not on the hook when the hurricane comes and wipes out the house.  The loan still has to be repaid.

Dan Snyder paid some indigenous people to come to the meeting and say they weren’t offended?

They gave him a valet job and didn’t ask him if he could drive stick?