This wasn’t just a Cessna. This fool tried to steal a commercial passenger jet. The smallest plane American Eagle flies has a cockpit that looks like this:

Or could it be that if Mello had gone to the Chinese authorities he’d essentially be signing He’s arrest warrant if not death certificate?

Yup, we don’t let them do much typing, but the phone numbers field is a enough of a pain. I tell them to make the form force them to at least input a phone number in a consistent format, but apparently that’s too much effort. Never mind that now I have a write an algorithm to decode any variation of a phone number…

I do web development too, and whenever the bosses want me to give users additional options I give them the side eye. Every option you give them is a problem waiting to happen. You know they’re going to come back and ask why this data set doesn’t match that data set.

My school has a ton of international grad students. Every single one of them can speak and write English better than the average Trump supporter, but when they get together they usually speak in their native tongues because its easier for them, makes them feel more comfortable, and probably makes them slightly less…

Data entry should absolutely be automated whenever possible. As a data analyst, it throws all my shit off when you misspell something or misplace a decimal point or forget a field in a table.

Five Guys is disqualified for not having a drive thru.

When I was kid my mom would take us to store and she’d only speak to us in Portuguese because she wanted us to learn it. One time at the register of a supermarket a white lady made a comment to her friend to the effect of ‘I wish these people would just learn English or stay where they came from.’ To which my mom…

as long as they were deemed non-potable and a reasonable person wouldn’t want to drink them straight.

Those labels definitely aren’t recyclable.  They get burned off in the glass melting, but pretty much the same thing happens to the plastic wraps.

The price is wrong Bob!

Regional burger chain from Texas.

I’m sorry your parents dropped you on your head as a child.  

Wendy’s>McD>BK

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

“So, you think players just wanted to go to classes so bad?”

Of course things were lined up first. That’s how a foreign backed coup works. You don’t just wake up one day and decide to overthrow the government or you end up dead pretty quick. Figuring out what kind of support you have first is vital, and when the biggest military power in the world tells you they have your back…

So wait a minute, you are tarnishing the reputation of a good man who helped himself to children all over the world.

At least 3 families did that. 2 were paid off and 1 went to criminal court where high priced defense attorneys made Michael out to be the victim. All 3 families were called liars and grifters and vilified by people exactly like yourself.

“Why don’t they stay and fix their own countries?”