Adult men do not sleep in bed with children who aren’t theirs. Michael Jackson admitted to doing so regularly. The only group that’s paid off more families for sexual abuse than Michael Jackson’s estate is the Catholic Church. 

So you don’t do custom orders? 

I was curious where Trump was headed along the Texas border...he’s headed to McCallen (it’s literally one of the safest cities in the country), to tell them how unsafe the border is without a wall they’ve never had.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard…

She told deputies she was displeased with how the principal was handling their dispute.

So what you’re saying is now’s the time for me to start selling my asbestos flavored tortilla chips?  

You can pardon at any time. In fact, Gerald Ford issued a pre-emptive pardon with Richard Nixon (Proclamation_4311), so there’s no logical reason why you can’t pardon after an indictment has been issued.

Here’s the thing. If you’re using the interpretation that no law explicitly says the president can’t be indicted, then you must also submit to the notion that the president can pardon himself because no law says he can’t do that, but the power to pardon anyone he chooses who committed offenses against the United…

Then I guess you didn’t read the post I was replying to

Just because Trump quits, doesn’t mean the investigations into his actions are over. If he’s not president, he’s a walking indictment waiting to happen on a dozen separate counts in federal and state courts ranging from fraud in his charity to treason if he colluded with Russia.

Ahah, but guns don’t win wars these days. Who makes the drones and the missiles?

I don’t see Trump going quietly into the night like Nixon. Trump dreams of being on TV 24/7. If he resigns in disgrace not even Fox News will sing his praises.

A plea deal with whom? There isn’t a federal or state law enforcement agency that has the authority to indict a sitting president. There is one, and only one, body that has the power to remove one from office so that he can be indicted and that is Congress.

Well that’s simply not true.

I recognize a lot of myself in the article, like “all I have to do this weekend is get a haircut, do laundry and go grocery shopping” but the fact that I end up not doing one or all of those things isn’t because I’m burned out with too much work, it’s because there’s too much good tv, or there’s a video game, or the…

President Don Snow, the watcher of the wall who is valiantly protecting America from for the White Walkers

I didn’t like coke either (so basically it just makes you sweaty and shaky...is this supposed to be fun?). I guess I just prefer to take my drugs like god intended, by smoking them or swallowing them.

I’ve taken adderall for going on 20 years now (yikes it’s really been that long...’99 was the year I was diagnosed). I’ve never had the desire to snort it. It seems like it’d be an incredibly unpleasant thing to do. Maybe he’s got some rich person adderall because the generic stuff gets really sticky when wet and I…

Raymond advised:“It’s poo. It’s pee. And it’s toilet paper. If it’s not 1 of those 3, it doesn’t go down a toilet.”