there was just a single one left.

It’s Thanksgiving dinner, not Thanksgiving lunch. It’s preceded by a liquid lunch on an empty stomach to really build up the appetite and to prepare to deal with relatives.

I was just thinking the thieves might’ve dumped out the urn to see if there was anything valuable inside.

(For no reason whatsoever except for the made-up ass reasons in their minds).

That’s actually what I was thinking, but then I figured it would be odd for the thieves to take hotdogs and not a Roomba.

Does that mean they are irredeemable? That they are forever lost to those of us agitating for more justice, racial and otherwise? But it definitely means they have to do the kind of soul-searching they have yet to commit to.

Did she check the floor around where the cremated remains used to be?

There are moderate republicans all over the place. Democrats just haven’t tried hard enough to reach them yet. They need to ignore the minorities and progressives of the party (they’re going to vote democrat no matter what, so it’s safe to ignore them), and really stick to status quo policy like increasing military…

“So now you have to check your safe every five days to make sure it’s not been broken into, and make the inventory of guns is still correct? It’s ridiculous.”

I don’t care who the speaker is as long as they maintain decorum and try to win over moderate republicans. That’s how democrats can really excite the base.

No. 

But isn’t making her coach the Cleveland Browns like far worse than anything the Hague could punish her with?

He was already ungreyed when I got here. 

Um, Ted Cruz was up by 19 pts at the start of the election cycle, at the end it was within 3. Not only that but Beto pushed down ballot races in Texas like no democrat before.

Or maybe it’s because republicans cheat like no one’s paying attention.

This was an inevitable outcome of intersectionality. Thing is, they have a surprise coming. White women aren’t going to cower to white guilt. We just see another woman dissing us and we’ll fight back.

Huh? The definition of ‘concede’ includes admitting that the thing you’re conceding to is true.

There is a time and a place for all that....the world of Castlevania is not that place.

I have the same question for people who have tiny dogs.  Aren’t rats already a thing?  

Hmm, I don’t remember MLK being a traitor to the United States, or a loser for that matter. Robert E Lee was both.