And how would they know which facilities would get flooded and which wouldn’t if they didn’t even know what state the hurricane was going to hit until 2 days before it hit? Oh and do all this shuffling around of millions of livestock while the major roads are all crowded with one way due to the evacuation orders. Oh…
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In my head I was thinking tequila, but I don’t think it’d pair well with Lobster. The tequila flavor would definitely infuse the meat.
It’ll be alright...as long as he doesn’t take a knee
What really dated that image for me wasn’t the station wagon in the back, or the unironically worn trucker’s hat, it was the traveler’s check sponsorship. How will we ever explain those to future generations?
Yes. Because I’ve experienced first hand, I know what I’m talking about a whole lot better than someone who hasn’t. Because I know other smokers and former smokers who also know what they’re talking about because they’ve tried quit several times and failed. And because the smoking cessation industry will be worth…
Hang on. You mean those chickens were going to be transported from one massive facility specifically designed to house chickens, to another massive facility specifically designed to process chicken close by, on trucks specifically designed to move chickens short distances?
Whelp, we found the problem. The dirty hippies stole your wings, engines and tail.
I live in Texas and I honestly don’t even know what a Cruz yard sign looks like. I see Beto signs all over the place. I’m sure a lot of that has to do with living in a city, but I didn’t see nearly this many Clinton signs in 2016.
Yup. It goes beyond physical addiction so that even after the nicotine is completely out of your system, you’ll inexplicably still crave a cigarette even knowing what a pain in the ass it was just getting to that point.
I’d pay money to watch you try to move 1,000 chickens in a day. Now try millions of them.
That’s not how addiction works. ‘Just don’t do heroine!’ ‘Just stop drinking every day!’ ‘That opioid habit that cost you your job, your house and your family, why don’t you just not do that?’
The Washington Post reports that Blasey Ford talked about the alleged incident with her therapist
“This vegan lasagna tastes just like...”
She has the fakest smile I’ve ever seen from someone north of the mason-dixon
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Anyone else think of this?
I saw the header image and I was like ‘really?’ Then I saw the actual image and I was like ‘oh...yup that looks like vegan brisket.’
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I’m assuming they tried soaking them in Vodka first but they came out ready to fight someone and drunk dial and ex-girlfriend.