Do you? People are afraid of dogs and people are allergic to dogs. If your apartment is too shitty to house a dog, then you shouldn’t have a dog in the first place. You being a poor owner who can’t provide for your dog doesn’t give you the right to infringe on other people. Go buy an AC unit with the money you…

You want to fuck with a server? Go in with a big party, ask for split checks, and then play musical chairs while they’re putting in your order.

“the purchase of the ice cream helps raise awareness of the mountain’s glaciers predicted to disappear in the next 10 to 15 years due to climate change.”

So that brings the total number of people who plead or were found guilty in this ‘witch hunt’ to 7 so far?

This isn’t that complicated.

Then you completely misunderstood the point. Never once did say the pay was bad. Quite the contrary, the pay where I worked was pretty good.

There was a woman at work who decided that her puppy (less than a year old, but still over 40lbs) should be able to occupy the cabin space in an aircraft, so she got herself one of those stupid cards and the airline let her fly with this dog with no special training. And I’m like ‘you’ve never had a dog in your life…

The thing is wildfires are completely preventable. Earther probably doesn’t want to hear it, but concrete doesn’t burn, so just pave that bitch over and...poof no more fires.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

And fighting fires is just using a hose. And being a doctor is just prescribing drugs. And being a policeman is just eating donuts and shooting black people. See how it is dismiss the difficulty of any job?

I don’t understand why the Obama admin didn’t take it to court though.  Why let it stand simply because the senate says so?  There’s nothing in the Constitution that would allow them to delay like that.

No. It’s not a joke.

We should shut down all social media until we figure out what’s going on.

Every year?  Huh, every time we log in we get the message.

I don’t know how it is in the humanities, but my dad was a research professor in a engineering program for many years, and as a kid I got to know many of his PhD and post-doc students because he’d invite them over for dinner or parties.

Tablecloth and coffee at Taco Bell?

That’s never going to pass. The instant it does, every waiter quits or demands a fixed hourly check.

I’d like to know from what experience you’re drawing on to declare it’s not that difficult?

Folding phones will come out soon, so I expect the size in pocket to decrease slightly while the size unfolded to increase.