“This is the photo of Aretha Franklin and Pattie Labelle we intended to publish”

I don’t think they’re blind. I think they’ve evolved highly specialized vision. For example, apparently a Fox News viewer can differentiate all these faces:

I don’t have kids (or even like kids for that matter) and I know about the Cheerios.

For the last 37 years, I personally have avoided driving anywhere near Dodger’s Stadium.

Umm, I guarantee you they do.  People don’t decide to wait tables because the restaurant is offering to pay $4 an hour you won’t see instead of $2 an hour you won’t see.

Then stay fucking home. If you’re looking for ways to not pay people, then cook your own meals, clean your own dishes, and pay your own rent.

This might be difficult to comprehend, but not every restaurant is the same. A person working a fancy steakhouse where the average bill is $200 is not going to make the same money as a person working IHOP where the average bill is $10. And a person who works at a restaurant with an hour long wait is going to make…

It’s not most. It’s a fraction. Only 7 out of 50 states require servers to be paid the full minimum wage. The remaining 43 states have a tipped minimum wage below that of the standard minimum wage.

I got $0.00 from my paycheck on 66.9 hours. I reported in $1,072.30 tips (in all likelihood it was probably more than that). So as far as the government was concerned I made a little more than $16 an hour in tips plus $2.13 an hour in wages, which actually is part your income, but it all gets taken in taxes.

That customer though...you just walk right by a bear without even noticing?

So you really consider someone who broadcasts their username and password a hacker?

0% make 2.13. That is the base wage required by the federal government for tipped employees. It is not a substitute for the minimum wage. If an employee’s tips do not cover the difference between the $2.13 and the standard minimum wage, then the employer is supposed to be required to cover the difference.

It’s because there are things we can control and things we cannot control. I cannot control a disgruntled employee giving out their username and password on their twitter account.

Ooh we could decide which shows to retroactively re-title whiteish.

Oh, I was thinking birth control ring...you know what...forget I was here

Listening to white people complain about reverse racism is like hearing the UFC world heavyweight champion bitch and moan about being punched in the gut by a toddler.

That’s the distinction every website builder and app developer makes. We protect against hackers. We don’t protect against con artists.

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I work on data portals (both front end client side and back end SQL database and LDAP) that must secure access to sensitive information with different levels of access for different people. I make sure there are no vulnerabilities to exploit and that logins are buttoned up so that only people with authorized access…

No, you didn’t: