Then you need to rethink farmers. Subsidies are distributed based on projected crop value, so who do you think is going to reap the majority of the benefits from subsidies focused on international tariffs? Mom and Pop with their 2 milking cows and some chickens or the the 2000+ acre mega farms who sell soy beans to…

Trust me, whatever conversation you were having gets forgotten the instant you get hit in the face with a lobster claw.

the justification for it is that it would cut $13 billion from the department’s spending

I’d order something with a hard shell that’s difficult to crack, like lobster or crab, and then act real uncoordinated as you try to crack one open and ‘accidentally’ fling a crab leg at him.

Huh, I went to college in San Antonio and I didn’t even know they had an aquarium...unless you’re talking about Sea World.

Suddenly every CEO in America becomes a Jehovah’s Witness. We have full medical coverage! Broken leg? Pray. Cancer? Pray. Routine immunizations? Pray.

Oh, you mean provide healthcare without getting decide how to treat the patient because a nun isn’t a doctor?

I never said he was a saint, but he was instrumental in drafting the constitution and founding the government, so his opinion on how it should function is relevant. And when Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions III and his ilk try to tell us this country was founded as a Christian nation, there’s actual documentation that it…

We’ve seen nuns ordered to buy contraceptives.

It’s not simply inconvenience. For people of color it can literally be a matter of life and death. Let’s say you’re a black man dealing behaving erratically because of a mental health issue, suddenly when police look you up, it comes up that you’re wanted for a cop killing 3 weeks ago in a different state (it wasn’t…

Police can’t differentiate between a cellphone and a gun...how are they going to believe you aren’t who the computer says you are?

Fake News! Catholic priests take a vow of celibacy, so they obviously couldn’t be having sex.

It’s not in quotes in the linked article from AP.

Because he was an unrepentant asshole?  Yeah. I can see that. 

Because you clearly haven’t read on what Lance Armstrong did to the people who accused him of cheating. He basically tried to ruin their lives for telling the truth.

Yeah...this isn’t a hack, sounds like a shitty app with an easily exploitable bug

I like mayo too, but I’m not going to sit down to have a bowl of mayo, or serve a homemade mayo as a side dish.

Sounds to me like he just threatened to go public about some possible crime his lawyer committed if his lawyer didn’t shut up.

Abandoned malls have to be the creepiest structures humans have built.