People who get travel insurance probably aren’t the ones you want to party with anyway.

Pretty sure the flag didn’t consent either...

Nothing says ‘vacation’ like no alcohol.

I love BBC interviews. They don’t take bullshit from anyone, and they don’t let people skirt the questions. It’s refreshing to hear them make people uncomfortable whereas in America we let people spout their canned bullshit without ever calling them out even if the ‘answer’ had no relation to the question being asked.…

Water is the chemical composition H2O. It comes in several forms including solids, vapors, and liquid.

What kind of a lawyer would tape a client?

What amazes me is just how much effort we expend for so few jobs. There are less than 80,000 coal mining jobs in the US. For comparison, there are 158,000 kindergarten teachers. If 80,000 people lose their jobs overnight, the economy doesn’t even notice. It’s wouldn’t even register as a .1% increase in unemployment.…

It’s a taxpayer-funded program to fight poverty for white people

Those miners are used to just having “things handed to them”. They really do need to learn the value of hard work.

There are no moderates. There is no center to pull votes from. Democrats need to get the message through their thick goddamn skulls is that the only way they’re going to win is to attract new voters is with charisma and big ideas that address the problems we’re facing.

Telepathy, telekinesis and many more things are all possible.

That’s probably salaried employees in the US.  It doesn’t count the hundreds of child laborers abroad actually making the clothes. 

Does anyone know what exactly her work in Washington entails?

They found the culprit a little too easily if you ask me. I’m betting it was a bunch of squirrels in a mailman costume attempting to divert suspicion when they knew the heat was on them.

Umm, aren’t you the attorney general? Couldn’t, you know, actually start the investigation if you were so inclined? If you aren’t going to do it then who are you hoping will?

Vamonos means ‘let’s go.’ You’re probably looking for vayas (‘you go’).

It’s not that they used carrots (in what is presumably a carrot cake) it’s that they used horribly disgusting non-uniform off-color carrots that look more like old lady fingers than carrots.

Occasionally I’ll go out to a Mexican place that has roving mariachis. It’s so awkward to have them come by your table...like am I supposed to stop eating and listen or keep eating and pretend they’re not there?

You need to get yourself a boaters. You ever seen someone wear a boater that wasn’t rich? Doubt it.