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Bede-maKa-sKa mama say-mamasah-mamacusa?

He had two choices.

Conservatives are, by definition, people who refuse to learn.

That too.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

Again Obama wins. He didn’t mention his name and yet Lord Stretch Marks and Judge Happy Hour knew who he was talking about. I mean the best part is Trump is going to run on his hatred of.. you guessed it his more accomplished predecessor. Please do Mr. Fat Ass it will be funny as hell when you try and blame him for

...as told by your sister/mother...right after uncle/daddy told HER twice...

This is the GBI:

You can’t improve when you cheat all the time.

How about “Obi City?” Trump would never be able to figure that name out. :)

Michael, to your everlasting shame, you will forever be known as the writer who called trump an “athlete”.

So since Trump isn’t accepting $400k/year or whatever it’s ok that he spends millions more than other Presidents on golfing? At his own private resort where the profits go directly to his pocket?

That’s how much golf Obama is estimated to have played in 8 years. Orange Asshole hasn’t been in office for a full 4 years yet. And he and his family are making millions by having the government pay for him to stay at his own properties. So if he is really donating his salary, it’s peanuts compared to what he is

100% true.  But I fail to see where death is ever justice.

The woman he raped was a person as well.

The erasure of the rape case in the wake of Bryant’s death was gross and befuddling but... even if you feel that strongly about it, AND you think the crash was a good opportunity to make those feelings known... there were 8 other people that died in that crash. Since when did karma mean collateral damage? Who did

And yet here I am, gainfully employed. But to clarify, I never said violence is an acceptable response to anything. I said violence is a potential consequence. If you get slumped for talking crazy about somebody that’s on you. That ain’t my cross to bear.

I think we can all agree that Kobe didn’t deserve to die

Not gonna lie. Seems to me that karma caught up with a racist today. :emoji:

I haven’t been this happy to vote since Obama.