What really adds insult to injury is the map of Concourse A just underneath the announcement.  

Ten hour flight. I played a ton of Breath of the Wild on it.

“This thought probably automatically disqualifies me from heaven”

God they’re going to give all the awards to joker aren’t they? Well I’ll be rooting for parasite because it’s probably one of the best films of the year and is easily the best one in director and best picture categories.

Best Defense. Too soon?

You do realize that a lot of gay people loved the In Living Color skits. Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier said they were shocked that gay men appreciated their spoofing of their culture and thanked them for it. If the truth be told there was nothing malicious in those skits as opposed to Raw & Delirious.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Whether or not they use the same database is irrelevant. How they choose to use the information gathered is what is relevant.

One of the people who works for me was under indictment for felony domestic violence and kidnapping when he decided it would be a good idea to pick up a side gig to cover his lawyer bills. Lyft declined him as a driver in 10 minutes because things like that show up in an actual background check and SHOULD disqualify…

I wonder how many future incels watched those and thought “Wow, that cat is a real bitch”?

“Any Three Huckabees”....I’m screaming

I don’t know Kelly Mehlenbacher. I do know that I would never hire her for anything, including cleaning my apartment, as she will probably tell everyone that I am messy af and there is no clear direction for my living space.  

I will start of with kill:

Holy shit, that’s like the worst game of fuck, marry, kill ever.

I hated that it was in the opening of every arcade game. 

I’M NOT A CHICKEN YOU’RE A TURKEY!

However ill-advised Nancy Reagan’s campaign may have been, you have to believe she meant well.  Melania doesn’t seem to give a shit.

I imagine it went like this.

I’m sorry but there’s only one Cowboy Curtis. That racist fool needs another, more fitting nickname.