When you lose the moral high ground to a Franklin looking turtle faced git, you might want to re-evaluate your life choices.

Her face in this headline is kinda what I pictured her parody sex doll face to look like.

“I regret that I have but one star to give to this comment.”
-Nathan Hale, probably

As a dude, I’m here for it. It’s the least we deserve, honestly.

I just think it’s pretty poetic that Kamala Harris will be “Madam Vice President”

Madam Vice President...


MVP...

Has a nice ring to it...

I fancy myself as an amateur writer, but damn I wish I could write like you.

Remember that the Covid don’t care if you just won another ring.

Keep your damn mask on if you wanna celebrate.

Armed “militiamen” attempt to storm the capital and kidnap a duly elected official...

So tell me again how Antifa and BLM are the real terrorists.

*cue Condescending Willie Wonka face*

TRUMP: Don’t use the word “smart” with me.

EVERYBODY: Trust me, nobody has ever used the word “smart” around you.

It’s an apt go-to.

Watching Trump debate was like playing chess with a pigeon. It was only a matter of time before he knocks the pieces over, shits on the board, and struts around the table like he won.

It always give me the giddies when I see grown adults take things that they’ve already paid for, and the thing that the target of their scorn has already received their money for, and destroying them.

Fools and their money, man. Fools and their money.

Understood

You managed to cram an awful lot of wrong into one reply.

Do better, man.

Black people,

I know the last thing you want/need right now is for some white man to chime in with his “hot take”. So, I’ll keep it brief:

I’m sorry, man. What can I do?

JFC the day Dolt-45 gets his pink slip can’t come soon enough.

Wait, so Dolt-45 not only interrupted a black woman, but a black woman named “Blaque”? What he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in audacity.

Wouldn’t you just LOVE to see that implemented in the US?

The headline pic looks like the world’s weirdest female tag-team holding the cringiest promo ever.

Trumper does something shockingly anti-semetic is something that is no longer shocking to the point of it being mundane.