Good. I hope he takes that police department for every penny they got. Get that money, young man. Get that money.

I see we can add “patriot” to the ever growing list of words that Donald Trump doesn’t know the meaning of.

Check on your black friends today. More than likely they are not okay.

Mother Nature is 100% that bitch, and I’m here for it.

Damn these Jehovah’s witnesses are getting aggressive!

Bravo, sir.

To be fair, if I woke up one morning and realized that I’ve enrolled in Bob Jones University I’d start drinking heavily.

Clearly we white people cannot be trusted. 

Man, bleach may get out stains, but nothing can eradicate progress like wypipo tears.

Nice!

In other words, he was told not to attend so he claims it was HIS decision because everything has to be about him.

I can’t decide if I wanna go with “Thoughts and prayers” or “womp womp”.

Perhaps I’ll go with both.

Damn she fine as hell.

I’ll never understand racists’ obsession with second-place finishers. The Confederate South, Nazi Germany, Trump supporters. It just blows my mind.

Lying bitch gets called a lying bitch. Film at 11.

“Den Hollander died by apparent suicide”

And nothing of value was lost...

You’re thinking of Tom Brady

That’s it. End of story.

“First, what Blake wrote anonymously was wrong. We don’t endorse those words. They have no connection to this show. It is wrong to attack people for qualities they cannot control,” Carlson said Monday night.”

Why is Carlson condemning the very thing that has kept him employed at Fox ‘News’? This. Racist. Shit. Is.…

We don’t deserve LMM OR Weird Al.