All the clerk wanted to know was “how the Raptors did in the playoffs?” What he didn’t realize was that he was talking to a performance artist.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Interesting that the comments are disabled on her youtube.

This is why raisins don’t belong in potato salad

We. Can’t. Have. Shit. 

She also has another one, at least one, on how depression is just a choice too.

Dear Nicole Arbour,

That’s my favorite type of self-perpetuating autocracy!

Hey! Don’t call us a community! We’re an autonomous collective.

Sounds like at this Temple, the tables should’ve been...

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

They have declined to continue helping America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities.

You’re kidding that’s serious Drakar Noir.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

You could always just grab her by the pussy then ask her how she feels about it

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.