So petty theft equals justification for death by neckbeards. Got it.

FUCK...and I can’t stress this enough... YOU

God damn, man. I see this far too often, and every time I do I wonder the same question. What can I possibly do, as a white man, to help? What you go through on the daily just breaks my heart. Ahmaud Arbery. *sigh*

Kaley, Kaylee, Cayleigh, and Caylee.

“Bless their hearts”

That they have one collectively is a big assumption...

Kayleigh McEnany is what happens when you order Great Value brand Tomi Lahren on Wish.

They ain’t there. Barb has them in a coin purse somewhere.

Oh, and fuck Barb.

I can’t wait for The Bachelor/Bachelorette to shut down so these brain-dead ninnies can waste space somewhere private. This ending of this latest relationship now brings the two shows combined total of 8-38 on these “winners” still being in their current situation. You bring out a drunken Johnny Manziel under center…

It almost seems like Kenneth Copeland and Paula White were hanging around one day and Copeland says, “I am the biggest fraud in religion today” and White keeps responding, “Hold my communion wine”.

Technically a little less than half, but since when do the number of votes mater anymore, amiright?

Well, to be fair, we live in an era where video games are considered a “sport”, so...

Why should his golf game be any different than the election?

More like 270 lbs. foolish, judging by the picture.

Hope Floats, Again

The only thing better would be if the card wasn’t a Visa card but a Ma....

...nope. I can’t do it. 

So Nancy Pelosi tore up the State of the Union address? That’s what people are mad at? What are we SUPPOSED to do with junk mail? 

Man! Excellent categories and tough choices to be made. Can’t believe I gotta choose between Whitney Houston and Prince...

As a white male American, I have no reason NOT to stand for the anthem. Let’s be real, the deck was stacked in my favor since birth. I’ll stand and that’s my personal choice to do so. That being said, I completely understand why people of color don’t want to stand. I completely understand why victims of police…

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