Where the hell are his parents, and why isn’t he in school/at home under lockdown?

Have the dealerships tried to stop him by, you know, locking the fucking door?

The sad look is so much better

How has it taken this LONG to finally realize this lol. This is 100% proof of why FSD has always been utter bullshit. If it can’t do it in what amounts to a 100% controlled environment, what makes anyone think it can do it on a public road.

“Make Jalopnik great again!” —some weirdo who only started shitposting here 2 weeks ago.

I had to look up the “nobody bought the PT Cruiser” comment because I remember them being everywhere. And yeah… somewhere close to half a million from ‘05 to ‘08. That’s when sales cratered. For some reason, I don’t see data on ‘01 through ‘04…but since people were initially paying over list, it was probably 100k…

After watching whislin diesel peel off the pillar trim with his hands I dont think its a very good truck.  Not to mention the frame ripping off completely pulling a F150 off a hill.

CR-Z absolutely does not go 0-60 in 6.1. I don’t think it’s anywhere close to that.

People lie on the internet no way....

Honda was at Optimus level ten years ago. Musk is in a bubble with his catchup tech.

Same. Making me feel good about so many life choices.

Maybe you missed the part about offgassing - lord knows clicking the link didn’t take you anywhere relevant to that issue. But the point is that a car seat, sitting in a hot summer car, might offgas sufficient amounts of carcinogens to a problem. It’s not about eating it - it’s that you don’t even think about it being…

The problem is, Telsa still thinks of itself as the undisputed king of it’s niche, and is doing nothing to shore that position up. So they’ve still got terrible QA, and as a mass market manufacturer, you’re gonna have to refresh the style of your cars, match prices, match accessories and features. And you’re gonna…

Seems like the kid’s mom should have put some hard and fast limitations on her criminal son, so I’m pretty O.K. with the precedent getting stretched here.  It would have taken the huge step of, oh I don’t know, NOT leaving the keys to the Bimmer sitting on the kitchen counter when she left town.  Not much to ask when…

ND because buying used makes no sense, if you can afford 115k you can afford to buy new

Nope, the aftermarket detracts, I don’t care who did the work.

It might be my lack of sleep last night but that title is.....I mean I sounded it out like 3 times.

Totally not a denial.

At the risk of picking the low-hanging fruit...the Cybertruck. Miserably ugly design when it came out as a concept, clear form over function issues, horrendous unveiling event, and it made it to production in much the same state as it was in concept. Not to mention, I’d hazard to guess many owners with their…

I’m having a hard time coming up with something worse than that Dodge.