If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.

I don’t know, I never really had much affection for these birds. They always looked like a stretched out Tempo to me. Being as impartial as I can, The 5-speed and supercharger check the plus column but I’m struggling to find anything else to be enthused about. Too many warts to be coveted, but also sitting slightly…

You know what? That is a reasonable....

Not just the outline. What the hell does this mean?

Wow, that is an absolute dumpster fire of a headline.

The Board will never do anything to remove Elon. He has padded it with the biggest sycophants he can find. They basically think of him as the second coming.

You can still delete your comments, nobody has to know you’re this stupid...

What parts of this do you think back up your dipshit claims?

It’s almost like you didnt even read the article

You’re asking what a guy who’s been a UAW member for nearly 30 years knows about the auto industry? Seriously? He didn’t step off a bus and immediately get elected UAW president. 

1st gear:

A BMW with Toyota’s warranty support? That’s a hard pass for me.

Jokes aside, the lawsuit alleges that the passengers of the sub knew they were doomed. Apparently at 90 minutes the sub jettisoned its ballast likely due to the crew hearing cracks and pops from the failing carbon fiber. The suit surmises that as the cracks grew louder and more frequent the sub likely lost all control…

One drove 114mph, and the other didn’t have insurance?  Definitely responsible drivers that I would trust without question.

So does this mean that $1.00 glass of lemonade I bought from the kids on the corner was actually 50 cents? Who pocketed the other half?

“please make this email more concise and direct” or “rewrite this copy to an 8th grade reading level”

found the crypto bro

And the thing is, it can’t replace our writer. It’s great for stuff we don’t want to bother a writer with, but it doesn’t replace them even a little.