Nah, the canonicity of something matters very much. Contrary to what entitled losers on the internet believe, these aren't your characters to do with as you please. Fanfiction and shipping is a disgusting and morally reprehensible practice to engage in. 

Except those people aren’t on the far right, but on the left. They’re called wolves in sheep’s clothing for a reason. They’re not Christians, they’re leftists masquerading as Christians. It isn’t the Christians that can’t go two seconds without mentioning children and sex in the same sentence, and it isn’t the…

Nah, this also goes for the Bill and Frank episode. I literally forgot about them from the game because one gets about an hour of screen time and the other we never meet at all. I kept wondering when we were getting to the school and then they drove off in the truck and I finally realized “ohhh, that’s who Bill is!…

I mean, why are you shocked that actors are trying to identify and excuse a bad guy? They’re evil people. I mean we all are, but them specifically. The odds of you getting success in the entertainment industry without selling your soul are extremely low.

They could have just cut the entire episode out tbh. It’s not like that gay romance was actually significant. They could have just spliced episodes 2 and 4 with the beginning and end of episode 3 since that’s the only parts that were actually relevant.

No, you’re an ape: I’m a human. I’m a higher order of being. I’m made in God’s image and I’m expected to be able to control my emotions and take responsibility over my actions. I’m not a slave to my emotions like monkeys are.

Are Kotaku “writers” just generally ignorant, or do they simply not know one of the most basic things that they should know as people that write for a living?

Better than the hate speech circle jerk it was before. Much like this site, it was just full of a lot of politically illiterate dummies who couldn’t resist sniffing their own farts

Then read 12 Rules for Life and figure out how to be a competent and contributing member of society.

Yeah, how dare she try to keep parents from murdering their kids. Shame on her.

His* apology. Kdin is a man. 

*gasp* I can't believe that the super left leaning company is actually devoid of morality and treats its employees like crap! Who could have ever guessed, except literally anyone that's read history and knows that their values are founded on an evil ideology? Still can't believe people think leftists are the good…

Imagine being such a sad human that your immediate reaction to anything is “please hurry up and silence the viewpoints I disagree with so I don’t have to bear witness to what I don’t like.”

Guarantee you they’re not fascists. Fascist would be Kotaku, who will delete your comments if it doesn’t align with their political views. Friendly reminder that fascism is the forceful suppression of speech on the basis of ideological differences. Aka banning people and deleting comments for saying things you don’t…

Racism and bigotry aren't crimes. If so, then there wouldn't be a democratic party anymore. 

Can’t wait till the day all of your speech keeps being silenced for being stupid, illogical, and dangerous and you keep wondering why nobody gives a shit and is fighting for your right to say it.

This is literally what I’d love to see. Give me a Drizzt movie. There's no reason we can’t have a serious fantasy universe as big as the MCU but instead it tells the story of Drizzt, tells the story of Artemis Entreri, the story of Water deep, the story of the cult of the Dragon Queen and the attempt to stop it, and…

There’s a difference between D&D sessions having comedy and D&D sessions just being Marvel movies. My group cracks jokes and has fun all the time. But when we do it, it’s meta commentary. It isn’t literally your character saying “gee I’m sure there isn’t a trap inside that shiny box of treasure in this dark dungeon”,…

There’s a huge difference between all that drivel that you just spat out and asking for a deeper, more thought provoking movie. A movie that’s more ponderous and explores the depths of darkness that the fellowship went through.

Wait so people are shocked that they got an average dude to play the everyman Mario? Holy crap, what a concept.