I thought Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind was in charge of the gas at the AVClub.

I thought Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind was in charge of the gas at the AVClub.

Or Brian Baker playing in a Guns 'n' Roses clone band called Junkyard after Minor Threat and The Meatmen before joining Bad Religion.

Or Brian Baker playing in a Guns 'n' Roses clone band called Junkyard after Minor Threat and The Meatmen before joining Bad Religion.

If Phillip K. Dick was still alive he'd probably write a book like that.

If Phillip K. Dick was still alive he'd probably write a book like that.

Bill Maher is a Reptilian? It all makes sense now! David Icke is right!

Bill Maher is a Reptilian? It all makes sense now! David Icke is right!

"Awww, hell! That goddamn triangle just blasted me into three pieces! Now it's gone into goddamn hyperspace! Aww, hell!"

"Awww, hell! That goddamn triangle just blasted me into three pieces! Now it's gone into goddamn hyperspace! Aww, hell!"

Flagging with myself
 Oh-oh Flagging with myself
 In the AV News
 There's two hot Jews
 And I'm flagging with myself
 Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

Flagging with myself
 Oh-oh Flagging with myself
 In the AV News
 There's two hot Jews
 And I'm flagging with myself
 Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

Elvis needs boats!
 Elvis needs boats!

Elvis needs boats!
 Elvis needs boats!

All our years of internet stalking and creepy comments have finally paid off. We've been acknowledged. Party at the AVClubhouse! There will be punch and pie and Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind will provide the noisemakers

All our years of internet stalking and creepy comments have finally paid off. We've been acknowledged. Party at the AVClubhouse! There will be punch and pie and Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind will provide the noisemakers

Call ABC. You just came up with the title of their next Tuesday night prime time show.

Call ABC. You just came up with the title of their next Tuesday night prime time show.

A European-style spank-fest? I have no idea what that is but it sounds kinky. Sign me up!

A European-style spank-fest? I have no idea what that is but it sounds kinky. Sign me up!