KOSKIIIIII!

Thanks, Clear Channel!

THE KILLING TERK R JERBS!

This Ain't The Trip: The XXX Parody.

The horror movie reviews the past couple weeks have been way off in my opinion. American Mary gets a D- and Berberian Sound Studio gets a B+? What the shit? I went into BSS thinking it sounded like an intriguing plot and it was well-made and looked nice but I've never been so bored by a film. The last third or so of…

Stacking? Does this mean Kat Dennings will be cast in the new Star Wars movies? Since she's

Nudge-nudge, guv'ner!

I remember the one commercial for an album collection of R&B love songs that ended with the guy asking his friend if he could borrow his album and the friend said, "No, my brother, you have to buy your own."

There's a lack of casual use of the n-word and no Zionist conspiracy theory rants here so I guess it isn't.

Puff-puff-give! You're fucking up the rotation, Craig!

Tsuzombi VS Sharknado. Get on it, Asylum!

Mr. Falcon Yeah, Zombies!

Gang Green are probably bummed they didn't come up with that album title first.

You've ruined the act, Captain Dada

I remember seeing that somewhere too. Maybe in the comment section on the film's IMDB page?

LET THAT BEAT DROP! THAT'S MY WORD! UGHH!

It's unbelievable, OHHHHHH!

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any Dawes! How can you have any Dawes if you don't eat your meat?

"Pardon me, but may I be allowed to insert my penis into your vagina and possible your anal cavity?"

Or a show from an alternate reality where Romney won. "Corporations Are People, Friend."