Tom Hardy in nothing but a loincloth? Scrawler just spontaneously combusted like a Spinal Tap drummer. 

Tom Hardy in nothing but a loincloth? Scrawler just spontaneously combusted like a Spinal Tap drummer. 

"I'm broke, bitch!"

"I'm broke, bitch!"

Shit, should have scrolled down.

Shit, should have scrolled down.

Proceeds goes to future medical bill for the next time Rihanna "walks into a door" or "slips in the shower" or any other excuse her and her people come up with for the bruises. "But I love him! You don't know him like I do!"

Proceeds goes to future medical bill for the next time Rihanna "walks into a door" or "slips in the shower" or any other excuse her and her people come up with for the bruises. "But I love him! You don't know him like I do!"

YOU ARE TEARING SACRELICIOUS APART, ED HOCKEN!

YOU ARE TEARING SACRELICIOUS APART, ED HOCKEN!

Is Little Nicky tuberculous more fatal than CancerAIDS?

Is Little Nicky tuberculous more fatal than CancerAIDS?

That reminds me a while back when a telemarketer left a message on my voicemail. He had an Indian accent and he said his name was Charlie Watts. I'm thinking the telemarketers are going the Supernatural route and taking assumed names from Classic Rock musicians.

That reminds me a while back when a telemarketer left a message on my voicemail. He had an Indian accent and he said his name was Charlie Watts. I'm thinking the telemarketers are going the Supernatural route and taking assumed names from Classic Rock musicians.

MTV went back and forth between that and that fucking Jimmy Eat World video. I never thought I'd get tired of seeing girls dancing around in their underwear so quickly but that Jimmy video did it.

MTV went back and forth between that and that fucking Jimmy Eat World video. I never thought I'd get tired of seeing girls dancing around in their underwear so quickly but that Jimmy video did it.

Since it was a Stephen King parody I was half-expecting the return of the Fred Gwynne Pet Cemetary character to warn Randy not to buy Blockbuster. "Sometimes dead business models is bettah!"

Since it was a Stephen King parody I was half-expecting the return of the Fred Gwynne Pet Cemetary character to warn Randy not to buy Blockbuster. "Sometimes dead business models is bettah!"

I think most of the AV Club weren't big Genesis fans until the release of their 1980 album Duke. Before then they didn't understand Genesis' music. It was too artsy, too intellectual.

I think most of the AV Club weren't big Genesis fans until the release of their 1980 album Duke. Before then they didn't understand Genesis' music. It was too artsy, too intellectual.