All penises will only be at half-chub today in honor of Ms. Kristel's passing.

What Jennifer's Body said to me was, "You should be watching Ginger Snaps. Same movie, done better."

What Jennifer's Body said to me was, "You should be watching Ginger Snaps. Same movie, done better."

If it's going to be that kind of penis party, I'm sticking mine in the mashed potatoes.

If it's going to be that kind of penis party, I'm sticking mine in the mashed potatoes.

Dave Mustaine accepts your challenge, good sir.

Dave Mustaine accepts your challenge, good sir.

Yeah, I think it's going to be a Made-For-SyFy Channel movie so expect a lot of shitty CGI

Yeah, I think it's going to be a Made-For-SyFy Channel movie so expect a lot of shitty CGI

Look out, ladies! Kegmeister P-Ry just gave you all two tickets to the gun show!

Look out, ladies! Kegmeister P-Ry just gave you all two tickets to the gun show!

I heard Jared and Jensen signed on for two more seasons so the show could make it to Season Ten. Plus Supernatural is kinda the cornerstone of the CW so the network will keep it going as long as they can.

I heard Jared and Jensen signed on for two more seasons so the show could make it to Season Ten. Plus Supernatural is kinda the cornerstone of the CW so the network will keep it going as long as they can.

Danzigosaur can take a punch better than his human counterpart.

Danzigosaur can take a punch better than his human counterpart.

Al said he ain't got time for what you feel.

Al said he ain't got time for what you feel.

*loud record scratch!*

*loud record scratch!*

What a mewling quim.