“That’s what I love about the theory of relativity. My family gets older, I stay the same age.” 

Marco!...

so, they spent $300 million dollars to make a fake trailer and essentially an SNL skit? bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

But how do you race America?

There is nothing not good about this

Reader: “I can’t choose between cargo space and horsepower! What car should I buy?”

It’s not clear exactly what went wrong with the car

So it’s still got a quarter tank left from the original fill-up?

Since it was founded in 2005.

Lynchburg is naturally enough the home of Jerry Falwell and his merry band of racist evangelicals.

YES!!!

My 1974 Volkswagen Super Beetle Pickup

My dad bought it in ‘84 and drove it once. He passed in1984 and my brother and I passed it back and forth. It eventually became mine and my oldest son calls dibs on it, so in my lifetime, that’s forever

“...AND washed the car inside and out...”

I will post mine from the other side of the equation.

that zora duntov trotsky sounds awfully unamerican, like a commie false flag operation designed to drive this car’s customers away

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Actually, the move there is to get out of the car, walk over to one of the $h!the@ds and say “For $10, I’ll back out and block the other guy so you can get the spot.”

Oh, The Green Book won best picture, did it?